Fergie’s Bizarre Kamikaze-On-A-Budget Risks ‘Manchester’ United’s Financial Future

August 26, 2010 by
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Article By Real Mancs Are Blue 

Alexander ‘Baconface’ Ferguson, renowned whiskey connoisseur and shameless hypocrite is risking ‘Manchester’ United’s financial future with a bizarre and risky transfer strategy, one which has seemingly backfired in a most embarrassing manner.


 
We all know of the unfortunate and well documented financial mire that Stretford’s finest are in (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10237268) and how Manchester City’s’ increased spending has left Alexander with a face like a bulldog licking piss of a thistle. He recently, and with absolutely no sense of irony, accused gods own club of ‘Kamikaze spending’ when discussing their purchasing of England’s finest prospects, Champions league and World cup winners and internationally renowned talent. It seems odd then, that he has spent what little pocket money he’s been given on an unknown Portuguese fellow called ‘Bebe’. ‘Bebe’ cost £7.5 million, around 7/8ths of his transfer budget. This is a chap that Alexander confesses to have never seen play.
 
Fair enough, you may think, Alexander knows what he is doing, snapping up the best youth albeit at steep prices, the real big names have continually snubbed the downtrodden rags and even average players are out of the range of his limited funds, and it’s a shrewd move by the man with a face like a roofer’s nailbag. Sadly, it seems that this isn’t the case. The Guardian have reported on good authority that Bebe is a lemon. Poor ball control and passing skills meant he couldn’t even find a place in the reserve team that played their heart out to narrowly beat Manchester City’s’ fourth string.
 
Given the constraints previously mentioned there is growing concern around parts of southern England that Alexander is putting the very fabric of the club at risk with what is seen as ‘strange and desperate signings’. One United fan I spoke to earlier simply said;
 
”I really fear for my club, if this carries on we are considering a green and yellow style campaign for Fergie, parts of Lambeth will be awash with Black scarves to signify our dismay. Some of us are even talking about cancelling our Sky accounts.”
 
What do you make of this frivolous spending by Alexander? Where will end?
 
As the blue moon rises one can only worry that the man simply known as ‘Whiskey nose’ in Manchester is losing his grip on his club, and his marbles.


Comments

10 Comments on Fergie’s Bizarre Kamikaze-On-A-Budget Risks ‘Manchester’ United’s Financial Future

  1. Real Mancs Are Blue on Thu, 26th Aug 2010 5:36 pm

    2. licking piss of a thistle should be ‘off’ a thistle

  2. Yousif on Thu, 26th Aug 2010 6:25 pm

    3. Well said, mate.

  3. 30 yrs city blue. on Thu, 26th Aug 2010 6:45 pm

    4. what a bitter fool you are, clowns like you gives us Real ManCity fan a bad name, Sir Alex Ferguson (not these childish names that kids like you say) is not a hypocrite. being a Real supporter of the game, I respect what Ferguson ad Manchester United have achieved and only hope we can be half as successful over time but to actually read “fans” like you write this crap is embarrassing, nowonder they call us bitters with clearly bitter people like you around, grow up son.

  4. Man city fan21000 on Thu, 26th Aug 2010 7:00 pm

    5. any live streams for the match

  5. C*T*I*D on Thu, 26th Aug 2010 7:24 pm

    6. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That is a fooooookin classic Mr Pete, But to be fair ur only tellin the truth! the blue moon is rising. love the article nice work

  6. Pete on Fri, 27th Aug 2010 11:12 am

    7. Good comment CTID but I can’t take credit for this one. It was Real Mancs who wrote it

  7. Dirty Eddie on Fri, 27th Aug 2010 12:20 pm

    8. Something very dodgy here as Bebe was on a free, just 5 weeks earlier and Taggart was well aware of this.
    Money laundering has been suggested in some quarters.

  8. FeedDaGoat on Fri, 27th Aug 2010 4:28 pm

    9. 30yrs city blue – my thoughts exactly, well said mate.
    Let’s show abit more class and modesty than the other side now our time has come. Ctid

  9. Real Mancs Are Blue on Fri, 27th Aug 2010 4:50 pm

    10. After 30 years of getting abuse from the stretford massive, it really is the least they deserve and I will NEVER stop laughing at their downfall or mocking their horrible little red nosed manager, its a bit of friendly banter you miserable sourfaced twunts. Get a grip.

  10. Pete on Fri, 27th Aug 2010 5:54 pm

    11. Totally agree with Real Mancs. They have never tired of having a go at us, never got bored of rubbing it in with the 34 years shite. Well times are changing and its our turn to have a go at them.

    I for one am loving it.

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